• Aries: has no chill
• Taurus: has too much chill
• Gemini: needs to shut the fuck up
• Cancer: won't stop crying
• Leo: keeps checking the mirror
• Virgo: talks while you listen to your fave song ????
• Libra: wears too much makeup
• Scorpio: has a boner
• Sagittarius: probably snorts paprika for fun
• Capricorn: cleans too much or not enough
• Aquarius: ditches babies
• Pisces: needs rehab

I wonder if people purposely ignore me or if I’m really that unimportant…

(via dying-ohso-soon)